How to get: To unlock: play as any of the UK/Ireland-world characters. Nessy will be found randomly floating alongside the logs in a river, just like Hipster Whale. And, like Hipster Whale, to unlock her you need to jump on her back when she floats past. If you make it onto her back and die (she swims offscreen with you), you will still unlock her. You do not need to reach any specific score: she can be found at any river point in the level, but her appearance is random.
Traits: Nessy runs on the UK/Ireland-themed world described above. She makes a wet, flapping sound like Hipster Whale and Floppy Fish, with droplets of water splashing off her. She uses her long neck to check for traffic by turning her head left and right. She emits a low, growly groan every once in awhile.
